/ $TSLA/ THEY HALTED YOUR BUY BUTTON/ NEVER AGAIN/ DIAMOND HANDS ONLY/ NO PFOF/ NO OFF SWITCH/ ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN/ TO THE MOON, THEN MARS/ $TSLA/ THEY HALTED YOUR BUY BUTTON/ NEVER AGAIN/ DIAMOND HANDS ONLY/ NO PFOF/ NO OFF SWITCH/ ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN/ TO THE MOON, THEN MARS
$TSLA · Robinhood Chain

The only TSLA
they can't halt.

They switched off your Buy button once. Never again. The meme stock retail always wanted, now onchain: no halts, no PFOF, no broker in the middle. Just diamond hands and a pool nobody can close.

Launching soon
Revealed at launch
Market Cap
Soon
Holders
Soon
Liquidity
Soon
24h Volume
Soon
January 2021

The day the Buy button vanished.

Retail was winning. The squeeze was on. So the app greyed out the Buy button and left only Sell. Millions of traders watched their screen and could do nothing but exit.

That is the moment we never forgot. A market is only free until someone with a switch decides it is not. $TSLA has no switch. No halt, no restriction, no "position closing only." The contract does not care who is losing.

> off_switch: not found

broker.buy_enabled
Halted
// that was them. not us.
onchain.buy_enabled = true
float.totalLoading

0

// one billion shares, ever. no splits, no dilution. mint renounced.

A stock with no broker,
no gatekeeper.

Everything a broker sits between you and, gone. This is what the meme stock was always supposed to be.

No halt button

No broker can freeze your Buy. There is no button to turn off. The market never closes and nobody can close it for you.

No PFOF, no middleman

You trade straight against the pool onchain. No order flow sold behind your back, no hidden spread skimmed off the top.

You hold the keys

Self-custody. It sits in your wallet, not on a broker's balance sheet that can restrict, lend out, or gate it.

Liquidity locked

The pool is single-sided and the LP position is burned to a dead address. Nobody can pull the floor out. Rug-proof by design.

Fair by default

Nothing hidden. Nothing rigged.

No presale

Nobody bought in cheaper than you.

No team unlock

No hidden bag waiting to dump.

LP locked

Liquidity burned at a dead address.

Mint renounced

Fixed float. It can only shrink.

House rules

The apes wrote the terms this time.

01You can always buy. You can always sell. Nobody flips a switch on you.
02Fixed float. No splits, no dilution, no surprise issuance.
03Liquidity locked at a dead address. The floor cannot be pulled.
04No presale, no VC, no insider unlock waiting to dump on you.
05It is a meme. Not equity, not advice. Only risk lunch money.
How to buy

Three steps. No broker required.

01

Get a wallet on Robinhood Chain

Any EVM wallet works. Bridge a little ETH over for gas and swaps.

02

Copy the contract

Grab the official $TSLA address from this page. Only ever trust the one shown here.

03

Swap and hold

Paste the address in the DEX, swap ETH for $TSLA, and turn on diamond-hand mode.

Official contractRevealed at launch

Questions

Is this the real Tesla stock?

No. $TSLA here is a meme token on Robinhood Chain, not equity, not a security, not affiliated with Tesla Inc. It owns nothing but the joke: the meme stock retail always wanted, with no broker who can halt it.

Why Tesla?

Because Tesla was the retail trader's stock. The most-held name in every Robinhood account, the one everyone YOLO'd. And in 2021 those same traders learned the Buy button has an off switch. This one does not.

What does 'they cannot halt it' mean?

In January 2021 brokers, Robinhood included, disabled buying on the hottest tickers mid-squeeze. Onchain there is no such lever. The pool is a smart contract. It answers to nobody.

Is the liquidity safe?

The launch liquidity is locked at a dead address, so it can never be removed. Verify it yourself onchain. Do your own research and never risk more than you can lose.